Hey! for those of you who know the hermit Rob, you've come to appreciate the ease at which you can find him blogging. He's more predictable than an Alaskian winter.
"Today's weather will be cold, and snowy. The governor reports that the Soviet threat from outside her window is LOW. Free thinking is allowed today."
"Today's Rob will be crisp and bloggy. Al Gore reports that, he invented the internet so that Rob would blog. Thinking will optional today."
See? That's a Rob blog, topical, without being on topic. What more could you ask for?
Less filling?
You're wish is my command. Today's blog will contain half the fat of the usual Rob blog: Twice as short, half a sweet.
See I know because I'm a creature of habit, people stop by this zoo just to rattle my cage. It's ok. I know people accuse me of writing crap, but I rarely fling it. It just hangs there in cyberspace. Yet these same people come everyday to examine it like I'm writing Rorschach.
"I think that today's blog's a mermaid sandwich without tomato.
"Really I see it as Baloo bear, dancing like John Travolta: finger in the air, looking for necessities."
However you see my blog, when you lost saw it Thursday, it was there. When you came to see it Friday and today, it wasn't. I'm sorry.
Today, I'm blogging you from the car dealership. It's been an interesting weekend. I'll tell you about it.
Later.
That's right, I'm still the predictable hermit Rob. I'm still an @$$#*!&.
And I promise you, from that, I will never deviate.
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