Hello RobBlog fans.
Ok, you’re right, there is
no such thing.
Hello RobBlog readers.
How’s that?
Everybody reads the RobBlog for their own reason: My dad
reads it because it’s the only way he can keep up with me. Yeah, the irony of
having a writer son who doesn’t write home is not lost on my father.
“So you say you’re a writer? Really? I’ve never seen you do
that…”
My father wields the sarcastic art like a Jedi Knight. Me? I’m the weak-minded storm trooper just following orders.
“This is not the blog you’re looking for.”
Well, at least that much is true. Today’s blog is not about anything in particular, it’s just
to tell you that I’m sorry you won’t see a real blog today.
I apologize if this ruins your afternoon escape from Monday
drudgery. I apologize if this is your
afternoon escape from Monday drudgery.
You do realize that there is a whole world of Internet distractions out
there, and most of them are exponentially more entertaining than any RobBlog
entry. Seriously, I can think of three computer viruses that would make you
smile more.
Most of all, I apologize for everything that is Monday.
Everything that stole you’re reading enjoyment—Humor me, we’ll call it
“enjoyment” for the sake of the blog—My excuses abound: Rain, Monday,
Government Holiday, lack of caffeine. Call it what you will, but in calling it,
you will call it a short non-blog RobBlog.
As the RobBlog writer, I’m calling it.
You can be thankful. Most non-blogs are long non-blogs. And I’m just the non-blogger to give
them to you.
But not today, this is short.
Just like we’d all like Monday to be.
Say thank you.
I’m glad I could help.
Now on to Tuesday, please.
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