Three Things I’ve Learned This Week:

Since I won't be posting as much, I thought I'd keep you up to date on what I've learned:

1.     No matter how paranoid people are about an apocalyptic computer threat, they will still log onto YouTube to see “Charlie Bit My Finger Again!”

 

2.     When the Big 3 CEO’s fly private jets to Washington, then take limos to the senate to ask for a means to financial recovery it’s called “offensive.”  When the president flies his entourage on private jet to England, then takes a limo to the G-20 conference to ask for a means to financial recovery it’s called “Diplomacy.”  What’s the difference? Obama brought an iPod for the queen.  If only Rick Wagoner had brought Senator Feinstein an iTouch filled with Lady Gaga he might still have a job.

 

3.     ShamWow is not the accepted currency for Florida prostitutes.