hmm...

So, just a short update, cuz suddenly I have 7 followers. It's like a stalker parade! Except now that I have a following, I feel the need to perform, but I"m having performance anxiety, thank you very much.

"Dance Rob monkey! Dance!"

Last week I did the "three things I learned this week," and I did want to make that a regular feature, but I spent this whole week trying to learn how to land on my feet, and didn't really accomplish that. Some of you know what I"m talking about, the rest...well I'll go into that in my next big post.

For now, Let's say that I dropped Persephone off the fridge 2o times but still didn't learn how to land on my feet. I did however learn that I need to wear Kevlar body armor if I'm going to try for 21. Oh, and if you run from the house with a cat latched on your head like a face-sucker alien, your neighbors won't help. They will, however, put you on YouTube.

I also learned that there's no need to look up "lumberjack" should I apply for a new job. I cut down one palm tree in my front yard, and thought I was gonna die. Even the lawn workers stopped manicuring everybody else's lawn and gave me the obligatory "slow clap" as if the only reason I beat the tree was the sheer force of will. I'm not saying they're wrong. One guy did offer to shape a hedge in my honor.

Honestly I didn't learn anything else. It's been a long week, but more on that, later.

God Bless you all and have a great Easter!